pooftarisation

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay

That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.

by Mehow Vgaysingham August 17, 2019

Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020

Poofa

when you wipe your ass and there is shit stains on your loofa

I had to throw my Poofa away because I shit on it.

by SaraBear1033 August 30, 2022

Cock poof

When you insert your penis into your partners ass and they fart on your cock.

That cock poof last night was phenomenal!

by Chickychicky12 March 11, 2019

Squee poof

When something is going wrong or being messed up and u just can’t decide how to describe it

This winds making my hair all squee poof

by AmericaSomoanSam March 17, 2020

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021

mega bumhole pooface

The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.

Well you are a mega bumhole pooface. Get wrecked loser. You just got beasted on noob

by ZeMasster December 30, 2018