Poopsnake

A rare snake found in dark damp areas mainly sewres. The most poisonis of all the snakes, it can kill within 3 minutes with venom that boils the blood and collapses the heart. The snake gets its name from the destenct look of a pile of scat (poop) and its unbearable smell that for some reason only humas can smell which is why people dont get bitten very often by this anke which is why you never hear of it.

Brown eyed poopsnake, Green poopsnake, Baby poopsnake

by The Almighty Poopum Snakum October 26, 2003

poopsock

A sock which has either come in contact with human feces, or has been loaded with human feces. Once the sock has been prepared with the aforementioned feces, it shall be used to terrorize others.

He was being rather disagreeable, so I made a poopsock and beat him in the face with it until he vomited from the smell of feces.

by Harold Wang March 30, 2009

Poopsticks

Clarinets and/or clarinet players. A name most often used by trumpet players in the marching band to describe such an inferior instrument.

Band director: CLARINETS! CHECK YOUR DRILL SHEETS! ONE MORE TIME
Trumpets: Dammit, Poopsticks! Stupid poopsticks...

by OnABoatTUMB April 23, 2010

Poopsack

To be disagreeable or in a bad mood

As she sat at the table pouting her brother walked by and told her to stop poopsacking.

by Amie D July 20, 2008

Poopsock

A sock that a person with a mental disorder uses to store their feces in, presumably to prevent acquisition of the feces by another party, which will presumably use it to effect some negative result on the poopsock.

Please don't eat that for it is MY poopsock.

by niveK May 10, 2005

poopstick

A Black Dick because It resembles a shit cause it dark as hell.

chris: "What were you doing in the bathroom with that guy?"
Girl: " Nothing..."
chris: "You better not have sucked his poopstick!"

by AZN Queen May 23, 2006

poonspackler

poon=vagina
spackler=something that fills holes
poonspackler=dick

all men have poonspacklers.

by The Egyptian Affliction January 9, 2010