Pooned

To be unable to be away from the vagina of a significant other for longer than 15 minutes at a time
AKA P-whipped

She's got Kevin so pooned...it's sick.

He couldn't go on the fishing trip because he came down with a bad case of being pooned

by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

Mama Poon Poon

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim

STFU you Mama Poon Poon

by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

poons

Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:

v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?

by nuglifee April 16, 2010

Poon

An Indian brotha. In reference to Punjab, the Pun becomes Poon.

"Hey poon, get over here!"

by Anonymous March 8, 2005

Poon

An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'

"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"

by Pred January 2, 2009

Pooned

To have sex with someone

"I pooned him last night"

by cheesylee March 29, 2010

Poon

Tarpon (A Large Saltwater Gamefish)

We hooked six poons but only landed one.

by 242 November 7, 2007