Maddie: OMG, You Going To Chris Moyles Shig Pong?
Hannah: Nah, That Chick Is Pysco.. I Think Im Going Crash Sir Boobie Gandalf Shiggly Bing, You In..?
Maddie: Yeah Bro.
Hannah: Nah, That Chick Is Pysco.. I Think Im Going Crash Sir Boobie Gandalf Shiggly Bing, You In..?
Maddie: Yeah Bro.
by Butch Dutchie January 17, 2008
washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.
by catslovecarrots February 01, 2020
When a guy stands a reasonable distance away, facing you, and lobs ping pong balls at your cleavage. If they go in, you drink, and if he misses, he drinks.
Zack and tittsmcgee were playing boob pong last night and tittsmcgee got shit-faced because there was no chance of him missing her huge rack!
by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2017
Basically, this game is played just like ping-pong, except you incorporate candy. For each point you earn 1 sweet-tart(or your preferred piece of candy) which is to be placed anywhere on your opponent's side of the table by yourself. If you hit the sweet-tart with the ping-pong ball, you get 2 sweet-tarts to place on your opponents side of the table, regardless of who wins the point. If you should hit a sweet-tart, and your opponent wins the point, you get 2 sweet-tarts and he gets 1. The game should be played to 30 points, or until you are no longer drunk or high. The person who wins has the most sweet-tarts on their side of the table. You could essentially have the most points yet loose if your opponent has more sweet-tarts.
Sean and John are playing sweet-pong, Sean hits 3 sweet-tarts on John's side, but John wins the point. Sean would get 6 sweet-tarts, and John would get 1.
by Stormers March 06, 2011
n. The drinking game Beer Pong, but with one or more players operating virtually from skype in an alternate location.
by R 2.0 October 16, 2013
The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:
1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.
2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.
3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.
Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.
1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.
2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.
3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.
Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.
"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."
by sluhser October 31, 2009
A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.
Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.
Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?
Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.
Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?
Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.
by Tiburonian December 20, 2010