bi-polar bear

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

by astrolad May 20, 2009

polar bear head

A blowjob which involves cold hands & lots of teeth.

Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj

Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night

by Themaskedman2k14 February 19, 2014

Polar Bear Head

Giving head with cold hands and using ones teeth.

-"What was you SO like?"
-"She gave Polar Bear Head with her cold hands and lots of teeth."

by reddit user kuato_lives helper February 20, 2014

polar bear head

A blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.

I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.

by Redditor12 February 19, 2014

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 05, 2004

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009

colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009