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packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.
-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.
by T-Killa! November 19, 2010
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Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.
Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!
by AEI December 24, 2010
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Picking Pubes

An expression associated with boredom, passing time, doing nothing, and procrastination.
CJ: Welp, I guess ill just go back to picking pubes since you guys don't want to play anything.

Blake: What?
by mpezent July 16, 2019
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Chick Picking

The process where men go out and pick up chicks in bars or clubs.
Do you want to go do some chick picking tonight?
by Terrence Cole October 7, 2010
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Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)
Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"
by JizzWizz September 22, 2012
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Dick Picking

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis
"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"
by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017
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Chicken Picking

Poking and picking around on the floor and around where one was sitting and loading the pipe for any dropped crumbs of crack once the main rock has been smoked.
Its all gone mate, now you're just chicken picking!
by ShadyJay August 3, 2017
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