pumping poop

Listening to music on the toilet

I was bored in the washroom so I started pumping poop

by Funions2 May 22, 2016

Plumpkin

A really fat pumpkin

I saw a plumpkin on my neighbors yard, it weighed 50,000 pounds!

by Elias Tobias June 11, 2018

pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole

Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!

by justicedrizz December 19, 2018

Pumping Slop

Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend

Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

plumbing infection

whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck

Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet

Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection

by Drsteinscoat June 4, 2023

Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019