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plain-sewing 

According to the Oxford Dictionaries: "(2) Slang , a sexual activity of homosexuals involving mutual masturbation." According to Fintan O'Toole's review of Edward Mendelson's "Complete Works of W.H. Auden" (vols. V and VI) in the New York Review of Books of Oct. 22, 2015, the expression was used by W.H. Auden in his essay on J.R. Ackerley's memoir, "My Father and Myself". Auden made it into the OED with two citations (for first use in print) from this essay of his, for "plain-sewing" and for "Princeton-First-Year", which means frottage, or rubbing, generally. Using the hyphen better distinguishes the expression from its main usage, that is, to refer to simple sewing.
Bruce and Wayne started with just a little plain-sewing in the shower, but then quickly threw themselves into bed and gave it everything they had.
plain-sewing by AlienAl April 18, 2025
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hidden in plain view 

an awesome band on drive thru records
i saw hidden in plain view at warped tour! they are KICK ASS!

Kick That Nigger Bitch of the Plain 

It's okay, he's part West African.
Guy with Burger-King hat: Kick that nigger bitch of the plain.
Other people: You can't say that :(
Guy with Burger-King hat: It's okay, i'm part West African

a two cents plain 

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.
I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.
a two cents plain by Judith June 17, 2006

face_plain 

A emoticon used for a variety of reasons, but generally used to point out the stupidity of a person's post. Spammed face_plains and giant face_plains can be used for increased effect. Frequently found in the vestibule.
vesti noob: Pics of boobies inside!!!!

*board topic contains pictures of shirtless men*

...MANboobies. hahahaha. LMAOwned.

Vestibulian: face_plain Please die.
face_plain by A big cow October 2, 2005

face_plain 

Showing absolutely no interest whatsoever; usually used following an idiotic or nonsensical statement.
"OMGZ0RS I just liek totally masturbated and now my hands are sticky!"
"face_plain"
face_plain by Iliketofu August 22, 2004

Snakes on a Plain 

The sequel to Snakes on a Plane, it will consist of snakes in their natural habitat, desert plains.
Dude im so excited to watch Snakes on a Plain