Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

by Resafandrab July 11, 2011

phlegmeure

A piece of furniture resembling an antique effect drawer set, which contains a hidden cabinet element.

The name derives from the induced nausea brought about from the poor taste and judgement on display in the home of anybody purchasing such an item. Such people would generally be considered shallow and pretentious.

alt. - Name derives from the nasal and throat mucus brought about from the inhalation of low grade sawdust.

That phlegmeure is magnificent, darling. Would it match Paisley curtains?

by jgbasdf July 22, 2011

phlegminess

One of the side effects of eating too much CHEESE.

That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.

by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011

Phlamingoe

A phlamingoe is a grown man that has the audacity to wear the color pink. It's not that he wears it, but rather that he becomes it. He does everything from painting his nails pink, to drinking strawberry milk, to getting a pink tinted spray-tan. He drives a pink Porsche, and has a chihuahua with a pink collar. His house is pink. His iPhone case is red (they were out of pink), but he bleached it so now it's kinda pink. Close enough. His golf clubs are pink, and his credit cards are pink (which he uses to buy other pink things). He only eats pink food (he believes that he will one day become pink through the same process as a flamingo. Hence the name "phlamingoe"). This man is PINK. Pink, pink, pink. And gay.

Guy: Awh man, that is one pink dude.
Other guy: That's a phlamingoe if I've ever seen one.

First guy: Bruh...

by Wordsmith1642 October 15, 2014

Phelmet Hair

When a man has long pubic hair and has been wearing a condom for too long, he develops helmet hair in his pubes.

I was banging so long last night my pubes got phelmet hair!

by The_Difference97 April 17, 2015

PhEmail

Compound word; Phone and Email combined. Used to replace two separate lines of information with one line containing same information, especially on business cards.

John Doe
Some Industry Expert
PhEmail: [e-mail]

phone number should be in Bold Font for emphasis

by Bandalist September 23, 2016

Philemo

When a comment or question is deep and philosophical, but still sad and brooding enough to be considered emo.

A: If i died tomorrow, how much would my family care...how little would the world?
B: Wow Bob, that was philemo.

by aproy October 15, 2017