millimeter peter

The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."

by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013

Peter Scully

A man from the country of Philippines who lured multiple children and tortured them on camera and sold them on the Dark Web. He has since been caught and is in jail. Over the course of many investigations, he has killed dozens of children and made 30k of the Dark Web.

Friend: Who's Peter Scully?
Me: A P\pedo

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Peter Principle

The principle that people will rise to the level of their own incompetence. People get promoted by being good, but not when they're lousy at their job. The Peter Principle states that people will be promoted until they enter a job that they are no good at, and there they will stay forever.

That's why every career manager is terrible at his job.

Bob made middle manager thanks to the Peter Principle.

by suncrush January 1, 2006

centimeter-peter

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

Peter Griffin

Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.

They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!

by LordRemus November 1, 2004

Peter North load

So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.

Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

Peter Packed

The gayest thing ever

Wow, that guy just peter packed his gay anal lover in the ass.

by Ryan Meezer August 3, 2007