The act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.
Ralph won the tennis tournament so I gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.
by Fatty Bunter September 3, 2010
Get the Hard Petmug. A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.
by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015
Get the pet preservermug. The weakest member of a group, that gets away with everything because everybody in the group can kick his ass
by ALEC.21 April 4, 2009
Get the Gangs Petmug. girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed
guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants
guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants
girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."
guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"
guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"
by nerm November 6, 2004
Get the heavy pettingmug. girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!
by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006
Get the petting a giraffemug. by dinki August 24, 2003
Get the petting the catmug. by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011
Get the Petting the Unicornmug.