Hard Pet

The act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.

Ralph won the tennis tournament so I gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.

by Fatty Bunter September 3, 2010

pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Gangs Pet

The weakest member of a group, that gets away with everything because everybody in the group can kick his ass

Kyle: Steve, Devin just called you a faget, kick his ass

Steve: No worries, Devin is the Gangs Pet

by ALEC.21 April 4, 2009

heavy petting

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

by nerm November 6, 2004

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

by dinki August 24, 2003

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011