Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

pentoute

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever

boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Pentofted

As in when someone starts a conversation with you, but they are making a hands free call at the same time. They say "Hey" and you reply and start talking to them as you cant see they are on the phone. That person then cuts in to your conversation with another "Hey" and then they proceed to have a conversation on their hands free with someone more interesting than you.

Them - "hey!"
You - "Hey! whats up man how you doing, what you been up......."
Them "Tja John Pentoft här"
You, standing there dissed looking at them and realizing you been talking to yourself.
"Oh man you just been Pentofted"

by JIvey October 3, 2013

penork

A slang term for penis that is often used when naming a talented dodgeball team.

My penork shivers in the cold. The Penorks score again!!

by Bodine The Kozlowz of Wetle December 5, 2013

petoree

She's the coolest girl you'll ever meet. She's fun to be around and is always there to help you when you need it. She's sexy and is confident about herself. She's shy and loud all at the same time. She's always hanging out with her friends. She's seen a million movies and read a million books. She's caring and passionette. She's afraid of what will happen if she spills her secrets, yet she's willing to do it. Its all because she's in love with a really cool guy (who just happens to be one of her really good friends) Sadly, he just hasn't noticed so he doesn't know it yet.

Trustworthy petoree

by petitegirl January 13, 2015

Penorama

The view of a man while looking up from the position of felatio

One of my favourite parts of giving head is the penorama I see looking up.

by Yakomatrix June 26, 2016

Pectoralis

A Pectoralis is someone who isn't afraid of fire, animals, gravity, water, diseases and everything else that could harm you. He is also very good when it comes to daily-routine-task like making a fire, repairing literally everything bare handed and avoiding not to get killed. Pectoralis' s somehow manage to be very kind although they eat J's, Danger and Violence for breakfast. We don't know everything about the Pectoralis but one thing is sure: If you have a Pectoralis as a enemy than better pack your goddamn things and start crying till its over because don't you dare think you can escape from this massive alpha-male.

Pia: Hey where is Pectoralis?
Denny: I dunno, Pectoralis said he would be here in 15 Minutes.
Danyal: Don't worry Pectoralis is probably smoking his spliff right now...

by SirSatsukai November 3, 2017