penis

Something the human race has made a game out of saying...

also something teenage boys like to lie about the size of...

Hey wanna play the penis game?

How?

you see who can scream penis the loudest.

ok
PENIS
PEEEEENIIIIISSSSS

by LoveYouBunches<3 September 1, 2019

penis

something ur mom ate last night.

I had sex with your mom and she ate my penis.

by pornhub..cum April 19, 2022

penis

Something that you'll never have

Hey do you have a penis?
Girl: No f**k you

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021

penis

something you dont have

"I wish I had a penis"

by Dimostheenis December 5, 2020

penis

a tasty snack, usually served with a side of sperm.

"i'm going to suck a penis"

"omnomnom.. penis!"

"mmmmmm penis flavoured

by peniiiisssss January 7, 2011

penis

1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sexual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.

Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.

2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.

Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004

penis

if you're a gay or bi guy...there's one between your legs, and another either in your mouth or in your ass!

Jorge put his penis in my mouth while touching the one in between my legs.

by I.S. Uck June 4, 2009