are you a pedophile?

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.

Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."

by Tez, a man March 21, 2010

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

Pediophile

One who uses sex toys, or more specificly, blow up dolls. From the sufix pedio, meaning doll. not to be mistaken for Pedo, meaning child.

Pediophile! Pull that dildo out of your ass!

by lostxero November 5, 2005

pedophile

a sick-minded oldie who is sexually attracted to little kiddies.

Lance is a 20-year old pedophile because he hits on a ninth grader girl.

Lance: Dayyyyyyyumm homie!! she's FINE *points to ninth grader girl*

Mate: That's pretty pathetic of you. You're 20 years old and your hittin on some ninth grader? naww.. now thats just sad.

Lance: Shut up. I don't care. Not like I can get any better..

Mate: Tru say bro..

by Jennyy<3 November 7, 2006

pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.

The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

Pedophile locks

Locks, commonly found on public bathrooms, which can easily be opened from the outside with a coin.

I wanna go to the toilet but I can't do it here coz they have pedophile locks.

by WatchingTVHavingAPee September 8, 2009

Reverse Pedophile

When a Child fuck an Adult without the adult consent or liking(i.e. Child rapes and hunts down adults)

Clare is a Reverse Pedophile because she like raping older men and women.

by PopACase June 5, 2018