Peeon

A nocturnal erection caused by the urge to piss.

My peeon woke me up at 4 AM this morning.

by CoolKelly September 27, 2017

Peefing

The act of inserting a straw into your penis, and blowing air into it, which makes a queef-like sound when “exhaled.”

Damn bro last night me and Shawn had a peefing competition, and his was waaay louder than mine.

by Probablynothitler December 31, 2018

Peef

Peef, see also peefed or peefing. A term used to describe one or more individuals smart whitty comebacks/insults, or just plain win. Known as a peef.

Steve- Man these clothes are dirty.
Chris- Not as dirty as your mum!

Jessie- Oh my steve you just got peefed!!

OR

Dude, I've got so many kills on COD today, totally peefing!

by BertieDastard April 25, 2011

Peefing

if a woman still wants to have sex even if the man is too tired, the man will then poop, but not letting the poop completely leave his butthole, the girl then puts a condom on the poop, and fucks the condomed poop.

Bill was too tired to have sex after hours of fucking his girlfriend so he quenched his girl's sexual needs by peefing her.

by big nigga nigga nigga March 26, 2011

Pedofed

Pedofed = When a Spoon Touchs A Fork

Anthony - oh no did that spoon just touch that fork

Callum - yup

Anthony - pedofed!

by James Dolan August 26, 2005

Pedofy

To label one as a pedophile.

Bobby: I'm going to pedofy my father by placing naked pictures of me in his sock drawer.
Tim: Why would you want to do that?
Bobby: So I can get a new step daddy.

by Tannerlol January 18, 2009

Peefo

An exclamation involving the production, analysis or any form of linked involvement pertaining to music. Of Pubahorigin.

Person1: "Hey man, what were you doing with that violin?"
Person2: "Peefo!"

by Evan Kee April 25, 2010