Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007

Permalaundry

The perennial pile of laundry in transit, comprising clean (not put away), hanging and drying, still in the washing machine, laundry hamper and overflow and on the floor.

"That permalaundry best be dealt wi' by my return else you for the high jump, fuzzball!."

by conciliation March 7, 2009

pedal monkey

A person used to do mindless tasks like japanese child laborers. Someone capable of doing the stupidest taskes

person 1: This is so boring, get somebody else to do this
person 2: hold on il get a pedal monkey

by nah sahsen May 29, 2009

permalube

A vagina that is permanently wet.

She had such a permalube going on, when I slid my cock inside, it sounded like a dog lapping up water.

by Master of the SLUT! August 25, 2009

Pedal Honey

Any woman who loves getting their clit fingered in a motion that is like pedaling a bike.

That bitch is a total Pedal Honey

by Andrew J. Shitmapants June 8, 2010

permala

The name for a girl who is beautiful and kind

Yo bro, did you see that girl last night at the party? she was such a permala!!!

by Wolfgang yoo April 17, 2013

permaloli

A permanent loli. A girl with neotenic (childish) characteristics who will retain them indefinitely.

"Just a shame she is a loli."
"Perhaps, but she's a permaloli"
"Baby Doll- Criminally insane permaloli"

by Axelmania March 21, 2017