Melting pearls on my tummy 

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

Melting pearls on my tummy by stevezoob June 9, 2012

clutch the pearls

To be aghast; stunned.

When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.

clutch the pearls by talk2me-JCH2 June 21, 2023

Clutched my pearls 

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.

That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

Clutched my pearls by VickyJames May 19, 2008

pearls of wisdom 

Insightful information (or thoughtful little life lessons) that a person attempts to convey to another person about a particular subject.

Look up the term "Loxi" for examples of pearls of wisdom.

pearls of wisdom by Loxi July 21, 2009

Shower pearls 

Leftovers, from a wash and wank.

Roger left shower pearls in the shower again.

Shower pearls by Lionel00 July 8, 2016

The Squirrels Pearls 

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.

That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!

The Squirrels Pearls by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019

pearlsmayo 

hot person

“hey bro have you seen pearlsmayo they’re kind of hot”
“ikr”

pearlsmayo by alalalla June 29, 2021