PB and Vajayjay

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly up a woman's vagina to be sucked back out and consumed.

Mary was so kinky last night. I even gave her a PB and Vajayjay.

by Mr. Linguini October 3, 2011

PB & C

Penut butter and cock.

We're all out of PB & J. How about a PB & C?!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman April 2, 2011

PB & O

Peanut Butter and Onions. The literal description of the smell of a weirdly nasty fart.

I stood outside the elevator and ripped a pretty good PB & O.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 11, 2006

PB & J

v. The Classic PB & J refers to the sexual action in which one stabs a partner, defecates on them, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with said partner.

"Yea, her parents walked in right as i gave her the old PB & J maneuver. Needless to say, there was some hostile air in the room."

by Negative Nancy 22 August 26, 2008

PB&BJ

Pizza, beer, and a blowjob. Represents a perfect end to the work week.

Scott: Dude, it's 5:00. You going home?
Jeff: Yep! It's Friday, PB&BJ night!
Scott: Damn, all I have to look forward to tonight is bologna and porn. Oh well, have a good weekend! (asshole...)

by JDMatt November 20, 2011

PB&JJ

PB&JJ is an abbreviation for a penis butter and jelly job. This is the act of sticking your penis into a jar of jelly and then receiving a blow job. Try warming the jelly first, but be warned of the temptation of turning the PB&JJ into a simple PB&J.

Yo girl, you hungry for a PB&JJ? I got that strawberry.

by HighCalibro May 20, 2016