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Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.
by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007
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paranoys

To make someone paranoid by action or word.
Osama bin Laden is threatening America again. That paranoys me.
by Brian Romanjuk December 23, 2006
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Paranthadon

1. an ultimate like creature that is ultimate in everyway imaginative but restricted to the main shape of a dinosaur. Its "awesomeness" is of the equivalent to chuck norris.
2. an uncopyrighted logo of a dinosaur with the words parathadon thats wearing a golden chain and grilled teeth.
3. the noun Paranthadon can be procclaimed to be cool and in fact the speaker is enabled to exaggerate of its greatness.
4. its known to have a lot of features. As the subnames of the Paranthadon (ei: Paranthadon 2.0) changes the more the cooler it gets.
gold 2.0-> made out of gold
platinum 3.0-> super coolness and platinum
and so on.
Man 1:"Man those nikes are tigght!!"
Man2: "tight like a paranthadon?"
man1: "exactly!"
by Kyle G. July 6, 2007
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paranoxym

Two words place together, commonly adjectives, which is grammatically compliant, but socially abnormal.
brazenly scrumptious
Those peaches were absurdly luscious is a parnoxym.

Every time that girl talks about her brother, some strange paranoxym comes up.
by WB/JB June 17, 2009
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Paranosis

A paranoid psychosis.
A supercharged experience usually induced as a random reaction to drugs, mental or emotional instability or a combination thereof.
Fuck dude, put the gun down and get off the roof I told you only one 1 tablet or you'll have a paranosis.
by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010
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paraneige

An umbrella that is used in the snow. This is very very wrong. People should never do this since umbrellas are evil.
Look at that woman with her paraneige in the blizzard.
by disco_stu911 September 8, 2011
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parantention seeker

when a friend makes reference to something you've done, just so you bring up the fact that they are much more talented than you at that thing.
A- "that's a great photo man, what camera did you use?"
S- "man, you're just saying that so I can tell everyone about how you have a $2500 slr camera and got approached to be a photographer at someone's wedding because they saw one of your facebook albums and thought you were a professional. you are such a parantention seeker".
by Little Teddy Jarnts October 10, 2013
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