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bald parrot

When you are at the movies (on a date or with friends) and there is an irritating asshole in front of you, making noise or talking, you pull your ball sack out, rest it on his shoulder, and you shout "BAKAW" (bird noise, works for better effect if you make a parrot noise, whatever that may be).
This non-gentleman at the movies last weekend kept sneezing. My girlfrind and I could not hear our movie so we got pissed. I decided to take things into my own hands, bald parrot time, to shut this fucker up once and for all. I pulled my shaved nut sack out, gently sat it on his shoulder, a screamed BAKAW!!! He got the point that he was being a noisy asshole, and he left. Problem solved.
by badossnotbadass August 1, 2008
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Crotch Parrot

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.
I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.
by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013
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rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
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MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"
by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021
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Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.
Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"
by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022
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Parris

Very pretty,A great dancer,Is never going to be heart broken,Speaks her mind,Has the best Bestfriend,is really smart,and is the coolest person you will ever meet❤️
Parris is really a lot of things you wouldn't know a person would be
by Issaqueen March 13, 2017
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Parrish

1. Very rare name/person. coming from the Old testament meaning the One who cares.

2. A guardian, lover, loyal person.

3. Someone who is always there for you.

4. Strong will power (often mistaken as chaos/destruction).

5. Ecclesiastical/Secular (Not bound by religion or life or concerned that much about it).
1. " His name is Parrish treat him right and you have his heart".

2. "Don't worry we are safe as long as Parrish is here".

3. "Girl you better hold on to him he's a Parrish"

4. "Dude he doesn't give up he's a Parrish"

5. "Ask Parrish he is not concerned with religion"
by The Origin Of Names June 16, 2009
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