the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther

A farel mystical beast. Breed in the ominious dark of night, a creature half lizard, half cat escaped from the most foul depths of purgatory. With a fang so black and wicked it roams the South Side, causing tooth decay upon the innocent. As legend tells, if you can tame the brute he will spin you gold teeth from dental floss.

I crossed the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther, luckily I had some whiskey and like half a pack of cigs. He purred like a baby kitty and weaved me up this sick mouth piece. He is actually a pretty cool guy, were gonna hang sometime.

by Wolfpack2728 April 21, 2011

Magical Flying Panther

The anime equivalent of jumping the shark. In essence, any plot point that comes out of left field and makes no sense within the context of the show.

A reference to the penultimate episode of Occult Academy, where one of the characters is suddenly revealed to be a magical flying panther, to great unintentional comic effect.

I'm going to watch that new SHAFT anime. I hope it doesn't go all magical flying panther on me.

by TsunTaiga July 8, 2011

pancho for president

A non-existing alias used around election time for any position that needs to be elected for....

Dude1: bra who did you vote for the new club president??

Dude2: I just put 'Pancho for president' on the paper and submitted it.

Dude1: But he wasn't on the ballots...

Dude2: Yeah, i know!

by Flakesalicious Cornnutritious December 3, 2009

pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

by Methane Queen November 22, 2011

pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.

The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.

by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020

Pant Check

verb

An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.

What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?

by That One Plant Guy May 18, 2020

Paneh

Someone who uses mulch in their garden to stop the soil from drying out.

"I use mulch in my garden to stop the soil from drying out" Said Paneh

by Beanjaming Daveed Harreassespi December 9, 2020