packet

Someone who smeels like shit

o packet injoa

by parece November 22, 2021

Gravy Packet

Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."

"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"

"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."

by Boom Level Prime April 18, 2024

Packet mix

An expression used explain the quality of something.

For example,

"This Packet mix is excellently poured."

by The UwU police December 14, 2020

packet tracer

stupid networking software everyone hates

> we started using packet tracer at school

> rip your happiness soul and will to live

by yeehwa November 30, 2021

ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

flavor packet

the act of eating someone's ass while they fart.

Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."

by nubski May 1, 2024