Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.

The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.

by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024

Slut packet

Someone that has and new lad every week

Boy: hello
Gabby: wanna shag

Boy: your a slut packet

by Barry555 September 6, 2022

queen packet

A drug dealers Partner or girl friend

Queen Packet says to partner give me a shot or I will breach ya DVO

by Joely Stansfield July 29, 2023

Packet mix

An expression used explain the quality of something.

For example,

"This Packet mix is excellently poured."

by The UwU police December 14, 2020

packeted meal

A packeted meal simply consists of pre cooked microwaveable meal varying from a turkey dinner to duck a l'orange. This meal is in a plastic recyclable meal tray that usually divided into several sections. These meals do not take much effort to cook other than piercing the film layering.

I ordered 7 packeted meals tonight, they should keep me satisfied for the next day.

by Calile berry January 10, 2017

Gravy Packet

Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."

"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"

"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."

by Boom Level Prime April 18, 2024

packet

Someone who smeels like shit

o packet injoa

by parece November 22, 2021