oofer

love; to love someone is to oofer them

OMG I oofer him sooooooo much!

by billy-billy-bob-bob March 30, 2009

offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

oafer

one who, despite having everything, insists he has nothing, and then relies upon that insistance to rationalize his general resentment and misanthropy. within oafer circles, this is known as "patriotism". synonymous with oather.

"he says he loves america, but he hates all americans. he must surely be an oafer."

by KEvronista October 23, 2011

oofer

when a guy is super hot

damn look at him, oofers!!

by sexy beast :) May 7, 2018

ofer

a man who has NO dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)

" Jimmy is such an ofer!"

by cody July 1, 2003

Vince Offer

An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.

Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.

by zenfusion1992 May 1, 2009

offers

off key or not right: music, peoples minds etc..

what you're doing ain't right brv its offers/ you're offers..

by rok it science September 8, 2006