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one who, despite having everything, insists he has nothing, and then relies upon that insistance to rationalize his general resentment and misanthropy. within oafer circles, this is known as "patriotism". synonymous with oather.
"he says he loves america, but he hates all americans. he must surely be an oafer."
oafer by KEvronista October 23, 2011
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bully offer 

An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.
Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.
bully offer by infomillionaire December 3, 2009
Related Words
oafer oofer oofer gang ofer offers opfer Oafe oaker oafed Offered

OoferBloxBoi 

A relatively popular Roblox player most notably known for their YouTube channel, which features various speedruns within the game The CrusheR.
Robloxian 1: I think OoferBloxBoi just broke another WR for the map 1001 Nights.

Robloxian 2: Damn, I can't even get past the first layer in that map without dying.
OoferBloxBoi by OoferBloxBoi March 28, 2021

trade offer

Trade offer from a meme and it became a meme for trading something
⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️
I receive Nothing
You receive a good word
trade offer by Nicecuu May 30, 2021
my best friend is an opfer. in germany we use this word to tell someone they are a looser.
hannah (my best friend) is the biggest opfer i know. „egal was für ein opfer du bist, hannah ist das größere opfer“ so if you search for a definition of opfer just say hannah 😃
digga was bist du eigentlich für ein großes opfer“
opfer by duhund November 23, 2022

oofer gang 

Yuh, Oofer Gang!
Off, Oofer Gang!
YUH! It's the Master-dad speaking

Chorus
Off-er Gang x7
Spent 2 robux on a new chain, Minecraft players stay in ya' lane!
Why did the guests have to go away, shout out to the guests who got thrown away! But, you know the bacon headers are here to stay!
Off-er Gang x3. (Repeat Chorus x1.)

Robux cost more than your fit, I used to buy stuff with tix. (YUH)
In Roblox, I'm handsome and rich, without that "R0bUx GliTcH."
None of this stuff is new to me, back then I used to be a newbie!
I'm not like none of these Oders, I ain't takin' no one to the movies!
Please, don't get to upset, OFF all day till' the sunset!
I'm still screamin' "BRING GUEST BACK," guest was fly like jetpacks. They try to tag my message, I'll find another way to type that!

Chorus
Off-er Gang x7
Spent 2 robux on a new chain, Minecraft players stay in ya' lane!
Why did the guests have to go away, shout out to the guests who got thrown away! But, you know the bacon headers are here to stay!
Off-er Gang x3. (Repeat Chorus x1.)
oofer gang by daviidomosquito February 12, 2018

Vince Offer 

1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.

2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop

2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)

3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!

"You're gonna love my nuts"

"It sells itself"

"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"

Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
Vince Offer by BillyMays March 31, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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