outbrain

One of the largest sources of click bait garbage and ads disguised as news. Pure trash. Should be deleted from the internet.

I saw a news article from outbrain that says there is a cure for diabetes using this one weird trick. I clicked on it, and it took me to a website with naked women on it. The IT department at work found out about it and I lost my job. Then my car got repossessed and I got kicked out of my apartment. Then my wife left me. Man this sucks. Don't ever click on that stuff, even though it is tempting.

by dirtydog123 December 6, 2016

otterbox girl

A young Latina or hispanic woman who, in return for her affection, expects you to give her small tokens of love and appreciation, such as an otterbox.

I asked my otterbox girl what her deal was, and she said, "Look, if ur gonna be comeen over here all da time, ur gonna hafta buy me a otterbox or suntheen."

by Splendidfalcon September 23, 2014

stuffed ottertard

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.

It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.

She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

National Otter Day

A holiday celebrated every 3rd Thursday of October to show appreciation for Otters.

Otters really need more appreciation man.

Bro they have a day. National otter day

by Chef Sid October 16, 2019

Otter Box'd

The act of throwing your iPhone, that is encased in an Otter Box, at a person that you feel the need to hurt. Very Badly. Also known as O.B'd. It really hurts.

Example 1

Victim: Hey Joe! What's up bro!

Joe: (Throws iPhone encased in Otter Box at friend.)

Victim: Ouch! Dude wtf!

Joe: You just got Otter Box'd!

Example 2

Joe: (Text's victim the following: You just got O.B'd.)

Victim: (Phone buzzes, he whips it out)

Victim: Joe wtf does O.B'd mean?

Joe: This! (Pegs Otter Box at Victims kneecap)

by NickyNick123 December 23, 2010

Ottermode

Male body type combining skinny, muscular and very low bodyfat with well defined abs. Used recently in fitness forums. Examples are Taylor Lautner, Brad Pitt. Suggested by many as the ideal male bodytype because it is not threatening to females like huge muscles.

I'm going to go ottermode this spring by working out and doing lots of cardio.

by RickCain2320 December 26, 2009