He's the sexy Hispanic with fidelity issues, he's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him, he's a passionate lover, he'll break your heart at least once, he's philosophical, romantic, and poetic, he'll never be the most faithful partner, but he'll always be the most reliable friend.
Girl 1: Don't look now, that manwhore Oscar is right behind us.
Girl 2: Don't call him that. He's nice. I heard he's a fucking awesome lover.
Girl 1: Yeah, I should know...
Girl 2: Don't call him that. He's nice. I heard he's a fucking awesome lover.
Girl 1: Yeah, I should know...
by Cibilulu November 14, 2011
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Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
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Description of the sexual intercourse an actor, director, producer or screenwriter, etc. has with their partner after winning an Oscar award. Generally understood to be the highest, most intense and exhilarating form of sex.
John: Could you imagine the sex that Colin Firth had after he won an Oscar for Best Actor?
Steve: Ya, nothing beats Oscar Sex!!
Steve: Ya, nothing beats Oscar Sex!!
by Oscar Knight March 16, 2011
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Oscar is loyal
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Oscar Wilde: "I kissed each one of them in every part of their bodies. They were all dirty and appealed to me just for that reason."
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