by Rockey October 03, 2006
The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.
by NakedTyler January 07, 2013
by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019
That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.
by Duders November 08, 2007
To view a television show or movie in short segments using the "skip ahead x seconds" feature of modern computer-video players. Usually because the video concerned is of low to moderate interest but otherwise contain large numbers of scene of dubious worth (trite expository dialog, etc.)
by Unka Willbur December 05, 2011
pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.
Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
by omega wis January 01, 2011
An epic high-five that is so incredibly tremendous that it results in the buckle of the receiver's watch breaking open, leaving the watch limp on the wrist of the receiver.
Person A: Haha, good one! Up top!
Person B: Ya!
*high-five* (watch breaks)
Person A: Oh man, person B! What an amazing high five!
Person B: Ya, what a watch-breaker!
Person B: Ya!
*high-five* (watch breaks)
Person A: Oh man, person B! What an amazing high five!
Person B: Ya, what a watch-breaker!
by Hariklia and Blank September 13, 2009