wood rail

a girl that you would rail (fuck ruthlessly)

damn that girl is a wood rail

by trevor March 9, 2003

Licking Railings

Giving head.

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings

by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

rails hard

Likes to get fucked hardcore.

Bryan McGill

Wow that girl liked getting fucked so hard last night, she rails hard bro

by Just_do_it_bry July 1, 2016

mush-rail

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.

Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."

Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."

by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008

Rail-worthy

A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).

’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010