oatsmobile

A horse. Sometimes used for a mule or donkey. Originally a burro.

An irreverent derivative of Oldsmobile, referring to an equine animal that may eat oats and is ridden by humans.

Originated in "Boys Life" magazine (the official magazine of the Boy Scouts of America) when boys sometimes irreverently address a fictional character, Pedro the burro, as "Oatsmobile". Pedro is the "mail burro" for that magazine and answers boys' letters.

Are you going to ride that oatsmobile?

by OldsVistaCruiser January 24, 2011

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Oatmeal Raisin Depression

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.

My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.

by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018

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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

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Oatmeal Swish

When a old lady fills her mouth with warm oatmeal and proceeds to shove your cock in her mouth and swish it while sucking you off.

Devin: "That old lady behind the counter is kinda hot".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".

by Keith Dillan March 8, 2021

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