nutface

A face covered in semen.

My favorite memory from my previous marriage was the major nutface I inflicted on my ex-wife.

by Buckwheat July 21, 2003

nutsack

v.

When you pass out drunk and your buds attempt to place a bare nut sack on your face and get a phot to embarass your sorry ass while you are out cold.

by Chuckie May 23, 2003

nutsack

scrotum
bag that protects the nuts from most outside harm

also known as Erik Wenson

Chaz, put you nutsack back in your pants!

Chaz, your Erik Wenson is showing.

by lildavis October 1, 2007

Shit on my Nutsack

A phrase coined by the late Jaemok Lee, who used the expression to express serious distaste or displeasure in a relatively oppressive situation.

Yo Stuart, did you know the paper is due tomorrow?

Aw shit on my nutsack, I forgot about it.

by Mackdee April 20, 2010

:nutzack

A nutsack that contains two testicles that hasn't dropped yet. Symptoms of this include effeminate behavior, wearing of womens undergarments, lack of testosterone, elevated levels of estrogen, and other various homoerotic behaviors coupled with passive aggression.

1. Jacob why are you wearing your sisters panties.

2. Uhh because I have a :nutzack and I like showing off my camel toe. Since you brought that up I just wanted to tell you that I gave you AIDS.

by yourpalkevin December 7, 2009

Nutsack Icecream

Love.

<3 in Facebook makes the heart. Everywhere else, it just looks like a Nutsack Icecream.

Sneaky way to say love without actually saying it.

Emi Nutsack Icecreams lamp.

by i.nutsackicecream.you May 20, 2010

nutsack

psycho; crazy; a dellusional person; a presumed serial killer; this fat dyke named elaina.

"Dude, that girl elaina tried to run me over the other day."
"Why?"
"I sais 'hey' to her friend, and she said i was trying to steal him away."
"That chick is sooooooooo NUTSACK!"
"I know!"
"I heard she has a hair collection.."
"What a fucking NUTSACK!!!!!!!!"

by Elizabeth Jewjewski February 24, 2008