Notification bomb

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.

Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby December 13, 2010

noti grinder

A person who tends to leave notifications unopened in order to feel special or some shit

ayo did jaheim hit u back?
hell nah that nigga a noti grinder

by dombeenballin April 22, 2021

noitler

a young male with little or no redeeming value to society. One who has nothing to offer to any given situation.

Man, my brother is such a noitler. All he does is sit around an play HALO all day, and smoke weed all night. I tried to get him to go out with us tonight, but he bailed.

by bballboy25 April 10, 2008

Notification Bankruptcy

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)

"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."

by Charle Norris October 23, 2011

Notifibuse

To Abuse someone with Notifications. Lots of notifications.

*Le crush has uploaded 69 new photos*

LIKE ALL THE PICS!!! ^_^ ^_^

Le crush Notifibused.

Le crush Unfriends you.

*Forever Alone* :'( :'( :'(

by Shermatron May 10, 2012

nokito

Tall, handsome, cute, funny guy who is over 1.90 cm tall who's gonna probably steal yo girl. His main weapons are: style, musical taste, humor and being handsome. if you mess with him, he probably has your IP address and he will boot you off.

"yo that's nokito hide ya girl"

by Nokyy January 17, 2021

Notifiied

The coolest, hottest, sexiest, prettiest, manliest, nicest, kindest, cutest person that has the longest, biggest, thickness, hottest, nicest pp.

Notifiied plays on mobile

by Notifiied January 19, 2021