1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.
2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.
2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.
2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 8, 2008
Get the noodledmug. nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil
VERB
1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.
2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.
VERB
1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.
2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.
-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.
- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"
- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"
by RhealTawk January 11, 2020
Get the noodle, don't noodlemug. by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
Get the noodlemug. 
by Hah June 11, 2004
Get the noodlmug. Dude, you totally noodled off that basketball net last night, Im not sure what was going through your brain but that was the best display of noodleing I've seen for a while.
by Pelo eleventeen August 30, 2011
Get the Noodleingmug. There are too many noodles!
by Not Jon Vitus February 3, 2003
Get the Noodlesmug.