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noodled

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 8, 2008
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noodle, don't noodle

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VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.
-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"
by RhealTawk January 11, 2020
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noodle

Get off my roof, Noodle!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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noodled

We got so noodled last night!
by Laura May 26, 2004
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noodl

small blonde english person that bounces about this dull world! aka me
Noodl says Rarg!
by Hah June 11, 2004
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Noodleing

Noodleing is the event that occurs when one fails at an attempted plank.
Dude, you totally noodled off that basketball net last night, Im not sure what was going through your brain but that was the best display of noodleing I've seen for a while.
by Pelo eleventeen August 30, 2011
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Noodles

Chinese' primary source and choice of food.
There are too many noodles!
by Not Jon Vitus February 3, 2003
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