numpty

A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.

Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!

by meark October 27, 2003

numpty

a real ditzy blonde from out in the sticks. she smells sheep and really likes someone called ****

WOHOO YA NUMPTY!!!!!!!

cLARE

by friend November 5, 2002

numpty

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

by geoff titman January 31, 2003

numpty

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

by Numpty buy July 8, 2003

numpty

A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.

I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)

by Nuttey Cubey July 9, 2003

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

numpty

a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.

quote..."which numpty shot my car"

by plain but smart July 25, 2008