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Netflix

The reason that video stores all across America are shutting down. People don't want to waste time driving to the video store and spending more money than they have to, so they order netflix, which is considered more convenient. Let's face it, video stores just can't keep up.
Guy 1: "Hey let's go to Hollywood video and find that one movie about the girl who has teeth in her vagina!"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, let's just get it from Netflix, they are the only one's who carry it."
by s@ndpapermaster16f March 25, 2010
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Netflix and Alone

The opposite of Netflix and Chill

It means that you go sit in front of the TV and cry from the crippling loneliness while Netflix is playing in the background. Presumably in fetal position.
"Yeah I just Netflix and Alone yesterday..."
"Damn man how you feeling?"
"Six feet under."
by konroy November 30, 2015
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Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."
by zoso7171 May 6, 2010
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Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.
"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."
by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011
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Netflix Kickstand

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.
My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.
by Salty Goat Dog April 11, 2016
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Netflix

A streaming service that has kiddie porn, animated porn, and porn porn.
Cuties, Big Mouth, Sex Education... I miss when Netflix was a streaming service and not a porn service.
by Roydiscord Productions March 5, 2021
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Netflix and chill

"aye you wanna Netflix and chill?"
"no I'm only 14"
by drswagger453 September 5, 2015
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