cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

Owen Richard Nelson

Better than Logan May
The N-word is bad

"Whats your name?"
"It's Owen Richard Nelson"
"Wow you're so much better than that Logan May guy, fuck him"

by The better Owen Nelson February 12, 2020

Doing a Nelson

Being a complete and utter asshole to your lover and emotionally manipulating them.

I can't believe I found out you were Doing a Nelson that was really mean you harmed them significantly

by Marsotters November 13, 2020

chunky nelson

After drinking foolishly with your girlfriend, you attempt to have disgusting, drunken sex with her. Shortly thereafter, you feel sick to your stomach because of the alcohol sloshing around inside of you. When you climb down from your bed, you blow nasty chunks all over your girlfriend's back.

Samantha: "What are you and Dave doing tonight?"
Noelle: "My boyfriend and I are going to drink together in his room. I hope he doesn't give me a chunky nelson this time."

by r37r0m4ng0 December 15, 2008

D-Nelson

The act of jumping off something and breaking a bone. Most commonly occurs at High School rock concerts.

1: Wow! He just jumped off that 1 foot riser and fell, is he okay?
2:He'll be fine, he just pulled a D-Nelson.

by J Bagels May 25, 2009

Foggy Nelson

When a guy cums on a girl's glasses and while trying to wipe it off, she only succeeds in smearing it around more.

Nah man, I got a Foggy Nelson earlier and haven't been able to clean my glasses yet.

by Xevyn June 4, 2011

Matt Nelson

A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.

"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."

by MarkySoDarky August 5, 2016