King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.

When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.

by funatwork1 December 8, 2021

greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010

Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.

Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!

by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019

coochie napkin

a pad or some type of device that collects blood during a female menstruation.

Omg! Give her a coochie napkin. She’s Bleeding!

by Big fat thickums yk May 17, 2021

Nigga Napkin

What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.

You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin

by Cyberneticweed11 March 31, 2019