Munkon

A female aged between 16-90 who seems sexually attractive.

Hey Clarence, that girl over there is a munkon. I'd give her a poke.
Your quite right Giles, she is. I would also like to give her a poke

by Jackt1988 January 19, 2009

Mutto

A Mutto - A person who cannot stop after just 1 beer. Once drinking commences, a Mutto will continue to drink until passing out. Even vomiting will not prevent a Mutto from continuing his/her drinking session.

We went out for a couple of beers, but we didnt realise he's a total Mutto. The night got pretty out of hand.

Look at that guy, he's totally Mutto'd!

by DSM88 October 21, 2010

metko

someone who is sexy and hot

He is so metko.
I love metko guys.

by pomaranca April 4, 2008

murkology

MURKOLOGY is we all love to get messy but the true religion of MURKOLOGY runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work pissed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely MURKELD (pronounced mur-kel-d) at any given time... MURKOLOGY is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true MURKOLOGIST can party this hard... a true MURKOLOGIST lives by these commandments... being MURKELD IS THE BEST THING EVER... u NEVER need a reason to get murkeld... but u can change any given situation into one... a few quiet drinks ALWAYS turn murkely durkely... 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not... at least 1 drug dealler in there phone... its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer... theres never a wrong time to get murkeld... u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but NEVER after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being... u can never have 2 much... will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in... doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled... NEVER leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi... theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled... SO IF UR WEEKEND NEVER STARTS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY IT DOESNT FINISH THEN U ARE A DEFINATE MURKOLOGIST remember our motto... ITS MURKAGE SEASON :D in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe... may the murk be with you

guy... what religion are you?

2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think

guy... well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology... dickhead

by WiZzAdOrA January 13, 2011

mutton fucker

A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.

That stupid little mutton fucker voted for Dubya. Twice!

by Rat Bastid August 24, 2011

mutton chops

females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit

I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side

by dedidik December 9, 2010

muckology

A dumbass club for a bunch of homosexuals.

Muckmiester on WB.com created Muckology for all the dumbasses like him. These people include JT09 Cameraboy Haugy LSU DragonLady Chavez (and his little Miata)LFPIMP LF ADAM DRAGON88 Dpierce37 scott a HHI Dave ontrider Hollywood david-d and craig-r and many many others.

by UnoWhoItIs December 31, 2007