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mittoris 

Mitt Romney’s enormous clitoris that makes all the Mormon men go wild
I was licking that mittoris up and down last night
mittoris by SexySingle69 February 11, 2023

Mutton Dressed as Lamb 

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.
Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

Mutt's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an amerimutt mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1.
wow, thats Mutt's Law in action!
Mutt's Law by shit wanka July 12, 2020

mutt rip 

An mp3 release that is compiled from different rips or sources. This was common during the Napster era of file sharing, where you had to download songs individually.

For example, you download tracks 1-5 from one site, then got disconnected, so you got tracks 6-14 somewhere else. You end up with an album that most likely has inconsistent bitrates and encoding techniques, and could even be from different releases of the album (remasters, etc).
I had an OCD attack when I found out that the rarest mp3s in my collection were mutt rips.
mutt rip by Demogorgo August 19, 2008
Muthoni is the prettiest most amazing person you will ever meet. They are quite but if you crack them open they are crazy and they are just the most wonderful people ever if you are lucky enough to meet a Muthoni you will be blessed forever.
Muthoni is an amazing person
Muthoni by H0tg!rl February 24, 2021