missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.

That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.

by M80-5280 January 21, 2015

missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.

Your presentation totally missed the taco.

by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017

Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."

by TheNooter March 10, 2017

Mused

Mused is the savage one around, he always look good but he doesn’t not care about the look he is just savage.

He did you see mused,
Yes but I can’t talk to em he is very savage lol that’s cringe

by Mused E. June 6, 2018

musked up

Worse than f*cked up, prone to happen when adding "tobacco" in your blunt or using drugs you're unfamiliar with.

Can also be to used to describe an epic f*ck up.

Bro you were so musked up at that party last night, wassup with that?

Yeah man crazy blunt did 360 all night long, then I musked up and ordered pizza for the whole campus.

by theway146 September 8, 2018

Messed Up My Moose

An exclamation uttered when an attempt to turn lemons into lemonade is either sabotaged or derailed.

Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!

by ExelExel August 13, 2019