I went home with that skank from the club and when I stuck it in her ass, I found out she had a total mush tush!
by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010
A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.
Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH
by YAWA January 15, 2018
Mush push describes the attempting to shove one's flacid penis into a female, in hopes that it might stiffen up eventually
When Brandon couldn't keep it up, he gave Lizzy the ol mush push. Needless to say, noone was satisfied
by MisoHawny August 02, 2010
The act of strategically placing your Dick and Balls to either side of a woman's nose while simultaneously Mushing the entire package into their face. Alternatively, the DB Mush can be supplemented by using a thrusting motion of the pelvic region to simulate the act of face fuckin your partner.
(Husband) When I pulled up at the crib I strolled in and put the shorties to bed. Soon as that shit was done I DB Mushed the bitch and put her ass to sleep too!
(Wife) I could tell that Johnny worked hard today by the way he really laid into me with the DB mush. The musty smell of his balls lets me know that he is providing for our family.
(Wife) I could tell that Johnny worked hard today by the way he really laid into me with the DB mush. The musty smell of his balls lets me know that he is providing for our family.
by The Mush Doctor February 11, 2009
by DJ Nise March 10, 2008
by King7624 September 18, 2019
Guy1: I really like my girlfriend
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!
by Holdennn June 18, 2019