mardy

Grumpy. Surly. Like a moaning child who doesn't get his way.

stop being mardy and make me some toast

by Foyf January 21, 2003

murda

slang for of Murder, which is to kill somebody or something.

I will murda you

by Thuggish June 20, 2003

Muddy Margarita

Salt the rim of a asshole and squeeze in a lime. Then grab this person forcefully and have surprise buttsex with them. Have person hover over your mouth till the mix is complete. Shake, Serve and Enjoy!

We ran out of glasses, so we made Muddy Margarita's in Bliss's ass!

by Tracy Ray/Mike Landeau April 25, 2008

Anal Murder

When you Shit in a pillow case and freeze it, Then once frozen you kill someone with it.

Jack: Hey man u hear bout Heather.

Bobby: yeah man that was horrible. Anal murder isn't a joke.

by Sorry I messd up with my email September 26, 2010

Coyotian Murder Dog

A breed of Coyote that will murder your face off and then put it back on, and you'll be like "Thank you!" and they'll be like "Nah, psych!" and they'll murder it right back off.

They live in the wild of the neighborhood on certain days and often "mess people up."

Oh man, that Coyotian Murder Dog almost murdered my face off again.

by MrHaaxMan June 11, 2011

murder boner

n.; An erection aroused by violence

Clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder boner!

by D. Pratt November 15, 2006

Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.

Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.

by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010