Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019

huge mungus

small dick/no dick

Daniel has a huge mungus.

by jahlocaust May 6, 2019

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

chungus mungus

feel so clean like a bingus machine

Ethan: chungus mungus
Oliver: chungus mungus indeed

by chungus mungus moment December 3, 2020

Mr Mungus

A filthy YouTube with a sexy mans voice, often referred to as the messiah

Mr Mungus prides himself with being a stud. His upload schedule is something to be desired as no man has ever been as great as him!!!

Bystander : “Man Mr Mungus, your my fav.”
Mr Mungus : “Didn’t ask but cheers lad.”

by Jamaican Sensation 77777778 March 6, 2022

Master Mungus

master mungus
mas-ter, mah-ster {mun-gus}

Person
1. A being unlike no other.

2. Has the best youtube channel on the planet and is the smartest, funniest and most genius content creator ever seen,

I wonder what's new on YouTube this morning.. oh wait.. MASTER MUNGUS uploaded! SO POG!

by Master Mungus April 23, 2022

My Mucus

Another variation of the word "slatt". Meaning a friend or a brother or close friend who you would ride for.

Ski Mask The Slump God: " shoutout my Mucus, that be my slime"

by longlivekanye May 16, 2022