Swag Muffin

Someone or something with unprecedented amounts of swag.

The coolest kid in school walked and and i yelled "Bro, you're such a swag muffin!" he replied back "Yo, thanks bro..."

by 2str0ng4u November 20, 2011

shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Stud Muffin

Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.

''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

snot muffin

A slick, slippery, mucus covered, ready for action vagina.

Suzie couldn't help but tickle her little snot muffin whenever she thought about butter churning.

by sneeky johnson March 16, 2010

Sugar Muffin

Amazing person, who would do anything for you and is the absolute best bestie you could ever ask for.
also formerly known as: Sexy Mama

"Yo! thats my Sugar Muffin!"

*Sugar Muffin walks by*

by robertuno April 25, 2011

Skut Muffin

A cross between a skank and a slut.

Damn did you see that skut muffin? What a whore!

by pcmojo November 16, 2009

bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009