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Mudflap

Used to describe a girl with a very flat/unattractive ass
Tom: Cindy’s kind of hot

Jason: Bro she has mudflaps
by nalydsemaj August 14, 2019
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soak up my mucilage

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.
i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
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tortilla mudflap

this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007
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mudflapping

Female version of tea bagging. The act of a woman placing the lips of her vagina in her partners mouth.
She really loved mudflapping as foreplay.
by dolander November 1, 2013
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mudflaps

The buttocks, bum cheeks, ass. The flesh surrounding the turd cutter. When you pinch a loaf the combination of two bum cheeks act as both guidance system and splashguard.
"Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps - my girl's got 'em!" - lyrics from "Big Bottom", Spinal Tap.
by boltonoutlaw December 9, 2008
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Mudflaps

A male term for when you wipe your ass back to front and get shit on your balls
Hey bro, how do you wipe your ass?
I wipe back to front
Haha, mudflaps!!
by Maisonette April 30, 2019
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mudflap

A sex move in which a persons tongue is placed on a persons ass hole, completely covering it in a flat fashion. the person who's ass hole is being covered then proceeds to pass gas, and making the persons tongue, flap in the mud.
Dude, your wife was so drunk last night at the bar!! She was giving mudflaps to EVERYONE!
by SofaKingWeToddDid April 19, 2008
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