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Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!
Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.

Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!

person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!

Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?
by AHHHHHHHHH there is a musquito September 16, 2020
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mosquitoy

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A place that is very humid, got, and has lots of mosquitos.
Missouri gets very mosquitoy in the summer.
by Thanks Carl February 28, 2021
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Baghdad Mosquito

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A compilation of news sources dealing with the middle East, it is put together by the U.S. government and used by HTT (Human Terrain Team) members and other military personnel to keep abreast of current events and local sentiment.

Source: declassified HTT training manual.
Let's read the latest issue of the"Baghdad Mosquito" to learn what's going on in the Middle East.
by Ats1rtnay August 2, 2011
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anal mosquito

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Using an enema for sexual practice
Jannet enjoyed the anal mosquito Jack preformed on her the other night.
by Leechless May 14, 2015
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moist mosquito

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This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.
"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017
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Angry mosquito

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While the male is on top of a woman (in doggy or missionary style) he then proceeds to poke her vaginal area with toothpicks leaving small red dots along the vaginal opening.
I became single after giving my girl the “angry mosquito”. treatment last night
by Tha-SpanishJoker April 17, 2018
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