Mongo longo

Stupid or dumb in Spanish

Jeff can be described in two words: mongo longo

by Football13 July 29, 2012

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

mongot

a furry monster who is for the most part friendly, but can be mischievous. often thought of as very thoughtful. classified in the gremlin family.

Don't feed the mongots!

by kitsch October 7, 2003

mongolfiera

It is the Italian word for 'Hot Air Balloon'. It is in honor of its inventor The Mongolfier brothers.

Che bella mongolfiera!

by Sr. Lucignolo Vespucci January 16, 2008

Mongonto

Mongontos(as) Are known for breaking into houses and cars, extreme Mongontos have been known to kill cops. They are identified by the large "M" carved into their back using a butterfly knife. Many also carve things into their neck or cheeks to express their loyalty to the whole Mongonto family.They believe themselves to be oppressed heroes. Rich white kids are the most common kind of Mongonto (or Mongonta depending on your sex) but also other races. Being a mongonto is not limited to your race or skin color. True Mongontos never kill unless are threatened by a cop. Many times are children of drug dealers. Mostly found in the UK. The band "GaijinLondon" is said to be the main band and common tune of all Mongontos. Their music is said to go straight to a true Mongontos soul and influence how they commit their "crimes" and what they steal. Their official weapon is the butterfly knife. Many of the igrls seductive clothing which in case of a cop ruining their plans there is still a hope of getting close to him and seducing him, close enough to get away that is.

"The mongonto broke into my house and stole my grandfather clock, I knew she was a mononto because i saw the M scar on her back."

by Mongonta4_eva August 3, 2009

Mongolian Roundabout

When you form a circle of at least 4 people (usually male) abd in the middle anything that can be penetrated (male, female, object) Then you pass the object in the middle around, giving it one thrust per person, until all but one person has came, and that person is named Khan, making everyone else in the circle his/her bitch.

I came 4th in the 5-man Mongolian Roundabout I was so close to being named Khan.

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf January 26, 2017

Mongo bin

A dumpster full of pure male sperm created by precious Alabama black snake

Sally and Mandy were found in the Mongo bin last night

by thatrandomsandmanwiththeclan November 1, 2017