Bell Mozzarella

A cheesy substance found underneath the foreskin.

Bell mozzarella is similar to bell cheddar but less mature.

Bell mozzarella is usually tangy and fish smelling.

Andrew clean your bellend before that Mozzarella turns into cheddar!!!.

My girlfriend loves my bell when it is full of Bell mozzarella.

by Mr bogangles December 7, 2011

monzer

sexy, big dick everything about him is amazing and he is big in all the right ways

im a Monzer

by uhununu May 13, 2018

Monarch Mews

Where the hardest fucking people are born in Ajax, Ontario. About 90,000 people in the town but monarch is where the hard as fuck people come from. (Blancos)

"Those Monarch mews people are hard as fuck"

by Benny Blancos May 3, 2007

Montara

Montara is a town between Pacifica (p-town/pathetica) and Half Moon Bay (HMB). Its not known for anything because of how small it is, but like HMB and Pacifica it has a high blazing population and also a lot of old people looking for a quite town to live in. Montara is kinda known for Devil's Slide witch you have to cross to get there coming South from San Francisco.

No f**k you i mean Montara

by JBat04 October 19, 2011

mozart paintings

A term used to describe something really valuable by someone who obviously doesn't have a PhD...especially in Art History or Music.

Be careful, I have got some mozart paintings back there.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

Mozare

term of endearment used by happy, confident, teenage daughters to address and/or refer to their mama, the #1 woman in her life. Usually the teenage girl knows her mama's love is 100% pure unconditional eternal love superior to all others. Title is Highest Honor bestowed only onto the very best, most adored and appreciated mama's.

I am so blessed to have you as my Mozare!

by Summer Rayne's Mozare October 18, 2008

monarch beach

Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.

Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"

Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz

by RandomBallaFromMB February 23, 2014