Mongo

Mongo is a rare name you call people if they don't do things right.

Boy: Hey did you clean my ps5?

Mongo: Yes it needs 10 more minutes in the dishwasher.

by Mimbo Jimbo November 14, 2021

Mongo

A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.

"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"

by poutinepukes February 04, 2016

Mongo

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts

For fuck sake Paolo hurry up and chip out, your being a mongo again

by Paulc87 December 25, 2022

Mongo

someone who is a straight dumb and is addicted to one thing. like fruit loops.

person 1: jessie is addicted to sauce he is a real mongo.
person 2: ya he is a mega mongo

by WigWamp Master October 09, 2022

Mongo

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.

I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!

by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

Mongo

Someone who fails to beat you in a gunfight in Tom Clancys Rainbow Six Siege.
When this happens the player who wins the fight then gets the privilege to say "MONGO GN" in the chat.
Used by most, if not all of the community.

" EZ NOOB MONGO GN"

by Cozmanic June 25, 2022

Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn

I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory

by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024