mooned

To spend time lusting over a person or an object. To be seriously and obsessively addicted to something or someone.

Dan: "Oh dude there goes Alison!"
Mike: "Oh man...I mooned over her for so long...."

by Mytola August 6, 2006

chodes malone

a random nickname used on people.

"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"

by sacksmack February 16, 2004

Moone

It’s a combination of No one and Moo as in the sound cows make which means that no one cares cause you’re fat

Cas: I think that’s extremely fat phobic

Ana: Moone bitch

by Hotrussianspy February 8, 2022

Stoney Maloney

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.

Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."

by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020

Post malone

The most kind harted man to ever walk on to this earth and now in the year 2020 he si struggling from drugs/alchohal

he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.

Post malone is awsome

by post malone is a legend March 10, 2020

Reece Mooney

fat wannabe

rat like features
nearly anorexic skinny
a bad sense of style normally end up being emo,scene,homosexuals
preys on small defenceless 'scene queen' types

person 1: Isn't that Reece Mooney??
person 2: yeah, what a little fag

by ReecerazorbladE December 7, 2010