Stay Moist

An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.

"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"

by TacoConsumer February 6, 2018

moist glory

Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.

Without elation, without and interval of moist glory, the cold was gone.

by Da ballyball team March 21, 2017

Moist Bitch

A person who is upset about something.

That dude is acting like a moist bitch.

by Philatron73 October 3, 2018

moist and garrulous

Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."

Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...

by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006

Moist Nugget

The Mosin-Nagant (Russian: Винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: Vintovka Mosina) is a bolt-action, internal magazine fed, military rifle that was used by the armed forces of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and various Eastern bloc nations. Also known as the Three-Line Rifle (Трёхлинейная винтовка, ISO 9: Trëhlinejnaâ vintovka), it was the first to use the 7.62x54mmR cartridge. As a front-line rifle, the Mosin-Nagant served in various forms from 1891 until the 1960s in many Eastern European nations, when the sniper rifle variant was replaced by the SVD (Снайперская винтовка Драгунова, ISO 9: Snajperskaâ vintovka Dragunova). The Mosin-Nagant is still used in many conflicts due to its ruggedness and the vast number produced during World War II.

Dude, the Moist Nuggets at the gun store are on sale, 10 for 300 dollars!

by Lulzmacher August 5, 2008

big moist

An incredibley gurthy man whom you wouldn't expect to pack such a dong

"Hey did you hear Nate is a big moist?" "Yeah! Who would've thought?"

by Doomski January 9, 2017

moist wombat

a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.

I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.

by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018